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Spoken 8 hours ago — 8 notes
There is something really wrong with my cooter.
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Allison (Kristen Stewart in Welcome To The Rileys)
I’m in tears, and I just burst out and spat my drink everywhere when Kristen delivered that line.
(via jjinttagat-eun)
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
